2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

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bombing:

dantheman2033:

bombing:

if you’re on the sun then sun dried tomatoes are just tomatoes

Wouldn’t they just be dried tomatoes, because they are still not normal tomatoes

i just googled this and turns out there aren’t any tomatoes on the sun so it looks like we’re both wrong but more importantly you’re wrong

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zackisontumblr:

*plans life around having a rich significant other*

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sextnoise:

squidward cleaning your blog
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octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

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WHAT A GIRL WANTS

concert tickets

WHAT A GIRL NEEDS

money for concert tickets

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heart:

can we just take a moment for those that prefer the tumblr app instead of the computer

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ernbarassing:

the better my hair looks the better i function in school

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edenidoigo:

whalegod:

tell me a secret

One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.

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suspend:

the only thing that i can turn on is my laptop

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ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

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punkbread:

*lies awake at night wondering why im not cute*

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