kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

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i always wondered how mice made these holes

image

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Tuesday with 482,150 notes / reblog
Tuesday with 6,478 notes / reblog

thegayswhocouldfly:

so me and my siblings (theres 3 of us) were eating dinner with my dad and we were talking about dad jokes and all of a sudden my dad goes “ive only made 3 jokes in my life and theyre all sitting in front of me”

thats it

the dad joke to end all dad jokes

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Tuesday with 236,940 notes / reblog
Saturday with 35,878 notes / reblog

pinkisthenewscarlet:

i-spooky-like-fedex:

skellagirl:

parallelsea:

October

OCTOber

it’s the 8th month

I cracked the code

October is the 10th month though

It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

we should totally just stab caesar

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Saturday with 352,938 notes / reblog
yaoihandspom:

amporafest:

xhonk:

stillspoopingforspook:

terezi:

4gifs:

Sun melting crayons time-lapse rainbow [video]

OH MY GOD

notice the one yellow-green crayon that’s too cool to melt

notice the red starts slow then BAM

just like a period

just like a period
Saturday with 104,631 notes / reblog
ruinedchildhood:

When you’re Washing the dishes and someone comes and adds in more
Saturday with 26,288 notes / reblog
fyerflys:

ugh the burger

burgerkid:

when people act dumbimage

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